cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
drifting away. Somewhere far. Somewhere safe.
play the cha cha slide around a bunch of white folks and wait until the part where the dude goes “cha cha now real smooth”
eheihee hee. I’m in my boyfriends pants.
I’M LITERALLY IN MY BOYFRIE NDS PA N T S!!
u sent urself that ask and ur boyfriend has ugly pants